'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' ????? Reader review

Tropes:

• Fake relationship! ?
• Marriage of convenience ?
• Coffee shop setting ?
• Spice ?

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she's single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It's a foolproof plan - well, unless Victor discovers she's a vampire...

But the road to the altar won't be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora's little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of 'till death do us part' be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!

'Completely addictive!' ?????

'Had me kicking my feet and screaming'

'Genuinely funny' ?????

'SO fun'?????

'A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.' ?????

'The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.' ?????

'10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.' ?????

'A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.' ?????

'I already want to reread it.' ?????